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12:34

Friday, May 4

Verizon

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[phaseshifter]

I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT AND YOU KNOW IT >:IIIIIIII

[spoileralert]

How am I supposed to resist an opening like that, come on!

Anyway it'll be fun, I finally have an excuse to use my skills. It would be too easy to sneak up on him, so I'm going straightforward, all out.

[phaseshifter]

...That's what she said?

[ IS SHE DOING THIS RIGHT ]

And rather you than me. You must have a strong stomach. And a high tolerance to crotchety old douchebags whining at you. >:P

[spoileralert]

I think in this case it's more what he said... tho "that's what she said" jokes are always so hetero so /shrug

I love it, honestly, I live for annoying people in trivial ways.

[phaseshifter]

And now I can't even pretend I did that on purpose to buck your ancient hetero trends. This sucks. >:OOO
Have you annoyed Stibs yet? Calling him Stibs is a good start. Though he doesn't exactly shy away from threatening violence in response, so maybe you should stick to House.

[spoileralert]

Yeah I'm not looking to get murdered... at least I know I can overpower House.

[phaseshifter]

Does overpowering him involve suplexing him while yelling "booya" as Zach records it? Asking for a friend.

[spoileralert]

It's so sweet that you think I'm physically capable of suplexing anyone.

[phaseshifter]

I believe in you and in your ability to accomplish your dreams!! Particularly if those dreams involve suplexing people. C:

[spoileralert]

My dreams aren't nearly that PG, but I won't scandalize you with the details. I am capable of being nice sometimes!