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Friday, May 4

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[spoileralert]

Perfect! We'll be at the tunnel entrance by then.

[ She is so ready, you don't even know. ]

And, uh, incidentally we'll probably be out of food by then too.

[majorlazer]

I got some before going south, but we'll need to go get more.

[He pauses, kinda worried.]

Are you... not mad anymore?

[spoileralert]

Oh, baby...

[ From her tone you would expect reassurance. But. ]

Of course I'm mad. But I love you and miss you, and if you don't come back to me right now I'm gonna strangle you in your sleep.

[majorlazer]

[He lets out a laugh, a little crazy sounding.]

I miss you so much. I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry if it felt like I don't trust you, because I do, I was just - I'm just terrified, you know.

[spoileralert]

I know you are. I am too, you know? I just... I don't deal well with things I can't control.

[majorlazer]

You... you want to control me?

[He's not sure if that's what she meant, but the thought scares him anyway. His voice is small when he asks.]

[spoileralert]

[ That's just begging for a sex joke, but his tone says "no". ]

Only if you... go crazy and try to kill me?

[majorlazer]

Okay, fair enough.

[He doesn't even have sex on the brain, which is weird. It'll probably happen sooner or later, but right now, he's just too relieved that she doesn't actually want to make his decisions for him.

He'll get there.]

If I go crazy again and try to kill you, you can do whatever you want.

[spoileralert]

Yeah, that... was the plan. Are you okay?

[majorlazer]

I'm... I will be? I think. I just. I need you. I fucked up.

[spoileralert]

Okay. It's gonna be okay, alright? It's just a couple of days.

[majorlazer]

I think, if the weather holds, probably three. I'll be with Ed. I think. Maybe. Depends on where Al is. Do you know?

[spoileralert]

He hasn't checked in since the chapel, but I doubt he's gone very far unless someone volunteered to carry him.

[majorlazer]

I'll get in touch with him, see how he's doing.

[He licks his lips, thinking about whether or not he should talk about this, but then...]

So... Watson is a sap, huh.

[spoileralert]

[ She chuckles. Yeah, it was Watson. ]

He's a sap and he always comes through. He helped when Alfie was going after the Joker, too.

[majorlazer]

He said I'm - brave. [The word sticks to the roof of his mouth.] I still don't really understand why.

[spoileralert]

[ She chuckles breathlessly. ]

Because you are. That's what I've been telling you all this time. And I didn't tell him to say that, before you ask. I didn't tell him to say anything.

[majorlazer]

[It's still BS, where Zach is concerned.]

Can't imagine you'd have told him to say anything in particular. He did come to speak to me because of you, though. Because he was worried about you.

[spoileralert]

Yeah, he... checked up on me, when Al showed up on the obituary. Asked if I wanted him to talk to you. Kind of insisted, actually.

[majorlazer]

So... he's a sap, and a gossip? That's what I'm getting here?

[spoileralert]

[ She snickers. ]

Yeah, basically.

[majorlazer]

Oh, good, just what we need in this town, right?

[Zach chuckles.]

I'm being a dick, he actually was really helpful. If meddling.

[spoileralert]

Well, as a meddler myself, I approve of his methods.

[majorlazer]

[Zach sighs, dramatically.]

What am I going to do with you, huh?

[spoileralert]

Terrible things, I hope.