[Zach waits for Ed to be asleep to contact Steph. He leaves Ed in the bedroom to sleep, and goes to the kitchen, slightly further so that he's certain he won't wake Ed up just by... talking.
He sits in a corner, with a view to the door, and with the book he's picked out by his side when he dials in to record a message to Steph. He even makes it a video.]
Hey. So... Ed and I ended up in the house with all the porn books. And I found this.
[He holds up the book to the camera, the title Chad Goes Deep In The Neutral Zone in gold and red lettering at the bottom of it.]
[Zach grins, opening the book at a random page, and gasping helplessly at what he skims over. He flicks his eyes - wide with something like mild terror - up to the video, before going back.]
Well, um... are you in the mood for some deeply unsexy scene about coming in a... see through pigskin? I think?
Maybe it's a cup of some sort. There's jiggling, too. The sentence 'I jiggle so jiggly' is used. Does anyone really fap to this?
[ Of course that's the thing that makes her blush. She's starting to get goosebumps too, which is as good a reason as any to pull her top back down and settle her bra back into place. ]
Thanks. Uh... working better for you than badly written porn?
@zachtastic; video; private; night 188
He sits in a corner, with a view to the door, and with the book he's picked out by his side when he dials in to record a message to Steph. He even makes it a video.]
Hey. So... Ed and I ended up in the house with all the porn books. And I found this.
[He holds up the book to the camera, the title Chad Goes Deep In The Neutral Zone in gold and red lettering at the bottom of it.]
Feeling like listening to some choice passages?
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Oh my gosh. I so do.
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Well, um... are you in the mood for some deeply unsexy scene about coming in a... see through pigskin? I think?
Maybe it's a cup of some sort. There's jiggling, too. The sentence 'I jiggle so jiggly' is used. Does anyone really fap to this?
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Good lord, that house is so messed up. I love it.
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You know, I hoped it'd have some better quality stuff. I feel like I haven't seen you in so long, and... You know.
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Would you like me to take my shirt off? Because I am willing to make that sacrifice.
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[He frowns lightly, shaking his head.]
Not that - I mean, you know me, I have a very active imagination. I just... I miss touching you, is all.
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Jesus, you're so goddamn gorgeous.
[And he honestly didn't think he'd get to see her like this again. She hasn't completely forgiven him, or so, he thought.]
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Thanks. Uh... working better for you than badly written porn?
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You know one of the things I miss most? Waking up against you, and when you let me just, like, grind. That's just hot.
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Mmmm. I do want you. Bad.
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Soon. We're gonna need - we're gonna need to get away from Kes. I won't be able to - I just. I need you.
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