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Friday, May 4

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[spoileralert]

no I'm good thanks

[dr_unconscious]

This isn't a joke. It wasn't funny to start off with and it still isn't. It's like scribbling rude words on someone's gravestone. You don't do that.

[spoileralert]

[ okay now she has rallied and is ready to strike back. ]

It's a lot more like writing 'fuck you' on your own tombstone, because it's someone's sick idea of a joke and they may not see it if you try to flip them off.

Those kids you're so worried about are trapped in this godforsaken place with us, I think they can handle a crudely drawn penis.

[dr_unconscious]

It's not your home and it won't be your grave if I can help it. That house belonged to a family from that photo of town hall, or one of those frozen corpses buried in the park. We have no idea what these people went through or if they're even connected to what's happening to us, but you're still willing to spit on their memories so you can try to get a juvenile one-up on the people that brought us here? I know you're capable of better things.

[spoileralert]

I am. But I'm still not going to waste a week trekking across this thankless desert tundra to wipe hair product off of a wall just to be polite.

[dr_unconscious]

Which house and where is it, roughly? Do you even remember?

[spoileralert]

[ R U 4 REAL you know what no, she is not going to encourage this. ]

No, I don't remember.

[dr_unconscious]

[the man has no shame]

I'll ask Al--I bet he remembers. Then I'll go and clean it up myself.

[spoileralert]

Assuming he ever knew in the first place.

[dr_unconscious]

He knew who was responsible, so if you didn't tell him, then someone else does. I'll figure it out and I'll fix it, since it's too much trouble for you.

[spoileralert]

Just don't be stupid. If you get yourself killed you might not come back a second time.

[dr_unconscious]

I can still walk and I have all the time in the world. I think I can manage.

[And then he closes out the conversation in a huff. He'll grumble and stomp around the place and furiously contemplate preparing for the trip after he contacts Al in the morning for approximately three hours. Then the spiders happen and he basically forgets about the whole thing. Lucky break, Steph.]