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12:34

Friday, May 4

Verizon

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[phaseshifter]

Probably much worse, yes.

[ ...Okay, that's the second time she's wanted to tell comforting lies and been unable to. TESTING TIME.

One failed attempt at saying "my eyes are red" later, it's obvious. CAN'T LIE. SUPER. A++. COOL BEANS. ]

Perhaps it's supposed to serve as motivation? Really crappy, ineffective motivation dispensed by someone who has no freaking idea about anything. :||||||

[spoileralert]

[ That's... a little harsh for Angel, honestly. ]

How are you doing anyway? What did you lose?

[phaseshifter]

I'm freaking out just a little. I lost the ability to lie.

You couldn't have asked that BEFORE I worked it out?? Geez!!!

[ GOD, STEPH!!! ]

[spoileralert]

You mean like the instant you woke up? I'll try to do that next time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Could have been a lot worse, you know.

[phaseshifter]

I know, I know. I'm not missing any limbs or senses. I'll take what I've got.
(And it's messed up, but I prefer this to what I lost last time, sooooo!!) :IIII;;;

[spoileralert]

It's not going to get you accidentally killed or possibly murdered, so I'm pretty happy with it.

[phaseshifter]

You HOPE it isn't going to get me killed or murdered. Don't count your threshers before they're spawned. :P

[spoileralert]

I am definitely not spawning any threshers, so I'm going to count them as zero???

Maybe just avoid talking to any short fuses until you know you can talk them down.

[phaseshifter]

That's just *asking* for surprise threshers to burst from every orifice, you know. And if anyone gets mad at me I'll just do the face at them. The one with the eyes?? It usually works. :VVVV

[spoileralert]

Darling there are some people that just absolutely won't work on. Like House. Don't give House puppy eyes he hates that.

[phaseshifter]

You know that doesn't make me want to do the puppy eyes at him any less, right. Good thing he isn't the murdery type. :P

[spoileralert]

Make sure you film it. I think he's forgotten I play on hug-attacking him >:D

[phaseshifter]

Oh my god please love yourself

[spoileralert]

That's what I have Zach for, duh

[phaseshifter]

I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT AND YOU KNOW IT >:IIIIIIII

[spoileralert]

How am I supposed to resist an opening like that, come on!

Anyway it'll be fun, I finally have an excuse to use my skills. It would be too easy to sneak up on him, so I'm going straightforward, all out.

[phaseshifter]

...That's what she said?

[ IS SHE DOING THIS RIGHT ]

And rather you than me. You must have a strong stomach. And a high tolerance to crotchety old douchebags whining at you. >:P

[spoileralert]

I think in this case it's more what he said... tho "that's what she said" jokes are always so hetero so /shrug

I love it, honestly, I live for annoying people in trivial ways.

[phaseshifter]

And now I can't even pretend I did that on purpose to buck your ancient hetero trends. This sucks. >:OOO
Have you annoyed Stibs yet? Calling him Stibs is a good start. Though he doesn't exactly shy away from threatening violence in response, so maybe you should stick to House.

[spoileralert]

Yeah I'm not looking to get murdered... at least I know I can overpower House.

[phaseshifter]

Does overpowering him involve suplexing him while yelling "booya" as Zach records it? Asking for a friend.

[spoileralert]

It's so sweet that you think I'm physically capable of suplexing anyone.

[phaseshifter]

I believe in you and in your ability to accomplish your dreams!! Particularly if those dreams involve suplexing people. C:

[spoileralert]

My dreams aren't nearly that PG, but I won't scandalize you with the details. I am capable of being nice sometimes!